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7/7/18 - Matthew Francis

7/7/18 - Matthew Francis

I'm Getting Married (to myself)

Saturday, July 7, 2018 -- 8pm Performance/Doors 7pm  -  at The Hotel Rex, 562 Sutter St, San Francisco

Matthew Francis, vocals
G. Scott Lacy, piano

On July Seventh in the year of our Lord Twenty Thousand Eighteen, you are cordially invited to bear witness to the marriage of Matthew Russell Francis to himself. The Bridezilla will sing many Broadway classics and pop songs and tell the story of his storybook romance, with himself. You are required to spend a lot of money traveling to the event and the dress code is Chernobyl Chic. Matthew is registered at Chipotle and Petco and you have until July 7, 2019 to comply. It’s not clear if Matthew will stay married to himself, or if he’ll even actually say “I do” on July 7th, but whatever happens, he’s not returning your gifts. Plus ones (and twos, threes, fours, fives, sixes) are welcome as long as they are committed to applauding liberally. Toasts will be made by some family and friends but only at Matthew’s discretion. It is, after all, his special day, and every moment will be perfect and under his absolute and unyielding control! RSVP here.

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